NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT IN A “4-4-2” FOOTBALLING FORMATION.

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Trivia: With the incessant bombing of our great cities and rampant killing of our beloved ones, poor and dilapidated infrastructures, unemployment, irregular power supply and the big threat to our national unity, just to name a few.
We at opinionnigeria.com have develop this game to take your mind off any troubling news and disturbing circumstances surrounding your immediate environment. Football is a game loved by many, played by a handful of people, devoid of any cultural differences and some, can make jokes saying “football can settle quarrel between two people”.

Rules of the game:

(a) Government officials must be incumbent.
(b) You are the manager, adopt any formation of your choice.
(c) Limited number of substitute bench is seven.
(d) Your substitute is a maximum of three and minimum of two.
(di) Identify the weak link of your selected team.
(dii) The weak link becomes the cause of our (Nigeria) problems.

1. Farouk Lawan
Namadi Sambo, Jonathan Goodluck. Ruquaiyat Rufai, Allison Maduekwe.
Theodor Orji, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi. David Mark, Okonji Iweala.
Abubakar Tanbuwal, Mohamed Dahiru Abubarkal.

 

Substitute:
Mr. Solivan Chime, Minister of Health, Minister of Sports, Mrs. Patience Jonathan, Bamanga Tukor, Governor Jonah Jang, Governor of Oyo State.

Weak Link In the Team:
1) President Jonathan Goodluck
2) Sanusi Lamido Sanusi
3) Allison Maduekwe
4) Governor Theodor Orji
5) Prof. Ruquayat Rufai
6) Farouk Lawan.

LET’S KNOW YOUR TEAM SQUARD!!!

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