THE FORMULA: NIGERIAN LADY’S THERAPY FOR RELATIONSHIP – INSTABILITY THE HOB OF OUR COUNTEMPORARY NIGERIAN GIRLS (Part 1)

What? You may ask has caused instability in the life of most ladies. I mean from the perspective of relationship. You hardly can find the best most efficient way to satisfy the average girl you love in today’s Nigeria; Nigerian guys’ trouble of the 21^st century, Oh yes! You’ve got my mind thus you should catch my drift…

There are several postings in social networks implying that current trends in relationship has shifted to what has been branded as 3:1 (three ratio one), this simply saying that most Nigerian girls have adopted the proverbial cliché that says: since hunters have learnt to shoot without missing, birds have learnt to fly without perching. Thus, most ladies are now living life like mortgage financial institutions with no iota of trust for even the most solemn promise; collateral and insurance in their love affairs they seek at all cost.

It is no longer news because we are now aware of the popular fashion of one girl to three guys relationship; 1:3 relationship (what a serious business partnership; girls I wonder!). Wow! You say? Then I will ask if you are not in this country “Naija”. Let me break it down for your understanding: They have the 1^st Guy for romance, the 2^nd guy for offsetting their bills and the 3^rd guy for show off/security. This according to most ladies emanates from the scarcity of ‘these features’ reposed in one-man in our Naija evolving men. What a shame, men is this accusation really true, guilty or not?

The male folks have got their strategy with which they have come to leave harmoniously with this latest vogue of love-life. The slogan to a fellow brother in the club, bar, joint, office or meeting place is “NEVER TRUST YOUR WOMAN EVEN WHILE WALKING THE AISLE”, this they believe can counter the original plan of the female folks getting their comfort zone at the detriment of 3-male (Oops! Madam Manager of three).

Here, I will present to you male generated formula as counter-attack for the female scheme. The formula is the green white green therapy as I will brand it; the only antidote to making the Nigerian girls’ instability become stable and rigid. This formula I must warn, was not my invention but arise from research by some team of relationship enthusiast of which I am a lead member.

INSTABILITY THE HOB OF OUR CONTEMPORARY NIGERIAN GIRLS; GUYS, THE GREEN WHITE GREEN FORMULA IS THE ANSWER…

1. They need distraction (flash on their minds the potentials of other girls with better standings)
2. They always want to reach your peak to get satisfied (always dish a little and let them expect)
3. They get to their taste fast with odd surprises (meet their demands when they least expect it)
4. Bring about your notice (market your value to her to make you stand out amongst league of men)
5. Make them cheerful (be a sole provider of rare items that will sure make her say thank you sir!)
6. Amplified faithfulness (exude a manner of faithfulness that you need not announce to her likeness)
7. Allow Exploit of normality (when things are normal try to be a hero then)
8. Trim Request in troubled periods (psyche her mind to fewer requests by implanting pity emotions)
9. Bring their contribution (make her contribute to the relationship no matter how little)

RESULT OF PROPER APPLICATION OF THESE 9-TABLETS TO YOUR WOMAN IS = Faithfulness guaranteed

This green white green dosage is coined out of the fact that green symbolizes growth and nurturing process while white is an icon for peace progress and sustenance. This is exactly how the formula will aid the female folk to give the relationship the desired attention and commitment thus instability withdrawn. When a lady is nurtured and allowed to radiate her splendour and independence then once more brought back to the fold of learning, she will have no choice but to comply with the demands of the course.

This is just the prelude; just like a three course meal I will serve the main meal in the next posting, which will be explicitly packed to educate the guys on the formula proper. Thus, afterwards will be the desert version of the serial which will be the commissioning statement to implement it in your relationship. Please note that this will only work out for you if you believe in it because, I sure want you to believe it works like a juju prescription.