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Between Football And Nigeria Universities, A Hilarious Reference.

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11 years ago

June 8, 2013

Jeff Okoroafor

If FOOTBALL were to be an academic institution in Nigeria then:

Arsenal = FUTO: where the students work hard throughout the year but fail to succeed.
Manchester City = IGBINEDION: where the students purchase all the expensive items and live large but are never interested in their primary assignment (NYSC).
Liverpool = OAU: where the students are very much proud of the academic achievements of their grand fathers.
Manchester United = UNILAG: where students don’t perform well in class except in their final exams and achieve good results.
Chelsea = OSU: where students fail and put the blame on their VC after which, the government will intervene to find a new VC for the school every year.
Real Madrid = UI: where students think they perform best and keep beefing the best students of other schools.
Finally, Barcelona = Adamawa State University: where students work hard, perform well in class and achieve the best result in the whole country.

Do you have any doubt whatsoever or perhaps disagree?

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Jeff Okoroafor

Jeff Okoroafor is a leading member of a new generation of civic advocates for government accountability and democratic change in Nigeria. The Citizen Affairs Initiative is a citizen-driven governance initiative that enhances public awareness on critical issues of service quality in Nigeria. It encourages citizens to proactively seek higher standards from governments and service providers and further establishes new discussions in communities about the standards that citizens should expect and deserve from those they have given their mandates. Jeff is the Managing Director of SetFron Limited, a multimedia development company that is focused on creative and results-driven web, mobile app, and ERP software solutions. He is the co-founder of the African Youths Advancement and Support Initiative (AfriYasi), a non-governmental not-for-profit organisation that provides tertiary education scholarship for young people from low-income homes in Nigeria. He is a Fellow of the Young African Leaders Initiative and the United Nations World Summit Awards. A Strategic Team member of the Bring Back Our Girls movement, and a member of the National Technical Committee on the Establishment and Management of Missing Persons Database in Nigeria. Jeff holds a Bachelor and Postgraduate diploma degrees in Computer Science, and a Certificate in Public Administration from Ghana Institute of Management and Public Administration, GIMPA.