Between Football And Nigeria Universities, A Hilarious Reference.

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If FOOTBALL were to be an academic institution in Nigeria then:

  1. Arsenal = FUTO: where the students work hard throughout the year but fail to succeed.
  2. Manchester City = IGBINEDION: where the students purchase all the expensive items and live large but are never interested in their primary assignment (NYSC).
  3. Liverpool = OAU: where the students are very much proud of the academic achievements of their grand fathers.
  4. Manchester United = UNILAG: where students don’t perform well in class except in their final exams and achieve good results.
  5. Chelsea = OSU: where students fail and put the blame on their VC after which, the government will intervene to find a new VC for the school every year.
  6. Real Madrid = UI: where students think they perform best and keep beefing the best students of other schools.
  7. Finally, Barcelona = Adamawa State University: where students work hard, perform well in class and achieve the best result in the whole country.

 

Do you have any doubt whatsoever or perhaps disagree?

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One Response to Between Football And Nigeria Universities, A Hilarious Reference.

  1. Thought I would read something about a club that is equal to Uniabuja. Abi dem nor be like any premier league club. May be they are like a team in English division 1.

    Air Iriaye
    June 11, 2013 at 8:14 am