Tinubu: The ‘Benevolent’ Suffocator – A Hilariously Ironic Tale Of Leadership -By Shalom Kasim

Once upon a time in our beloved Nigeria, a leader named President Bola Ahmed Tinubu emerged on the scene, capturing hearts with his slogan, “Let the poor breathe.” Little did we know that his journey would become a captivating tale of irony and humour, bringing laughter and a few sighs along the way.

As the ECOWAS chairman, Tinubu took his role as a defender of democracy seriously, especially when the coup struck the Niger Republic. His passionate stance against the military junta, even with the threat of military actions, showed his commitment to preserving democratic values. It’s as if he became the protagonist in a real-life drama, fighting villains with their very own tactics!

Let’s take a trip down memory lane, reminiscing about past leaders like Olusegun Obasanjo, who served two non-consecutive terms, leaving us feeling like we were watching a movie sequel we never asked for. And who could forget Goodluck Jonathan, the eternal optimist, who believed in the power of luck to solve all our problems? Well, let’s just say our luck didn’t always play along.

Now, back to Tinubu, the master suffocator – his decision to remove fuel subsidies raised eyebrows and a few concerns among the masses. While he may believe it’s a step toward prosperity, the people can’t help but wonder if they’ll need to grow wings to afford their daily commute!

It’s true that we once thought the days of suffocating fuel prices were behind us, but Tinubu had other plans. Yet, he remains resolute in his vision, seemingly floating above the fray, while we grapple with the realities on the ground.

But amidst all the political drama, let’s not forget the ‘generosity’ of sharing democracy wisdom with our neighbors in the Niger Republic. It’s like giving advice to a seasoned chef – charmingly humorous, to say the least!

So, dear Nigerians, let’s embrace the irony and humor in this tale of leadership. Tinubu, our ‘benevolent’ suffocator, leads with wit and slogans, and yes, we do enjoy the laughter it brings. But as we navigate through this political journey, we yearn for solutions to real problems, not just the amusing punchlines.

May the day come when we can all breathe easy, not just in jokes but in reality, with leaders who lead with sincerity and empathy, understanding the true struggles of the people. Until then, let’s keep the humor alive and hope that our tale of leadership takes a turn for the better. After all, isn’t laughter the best medicine for the heart and soul?