The Senate Also Needs a DNA Test -By Micheal A. Adeniyi

The discuss of DNA broke the Internet this week. It is a must,  a father must pass deoxyribonucleic acid to his child, the acid must match in both of them,  DNA test reveals the true father of a child, throughout this week each social feed was displaying the DNA story,  the fear of a bastard child griped men on social media,  hell broke loose when a man became totally devastated when DNA pointed out that his children were not his,  he was not their father, the wife had cheated on him.

I also waded into the trend with friend and as we were discussing on why it is good to conduct DNA for children and why child right activist with help of the government will have to pass a law that “he who trains a child is the father” at least for many of those (bastard as they claim) to find love and not end-up in the harsh orphanage centers in town, harsh because of lack of proper funding, I think every child deserves to be loved, as we were discussing, my friend Chukwuma was already placing an order for DNA test equipments,  he would soon start a DNA testing hospital, lol….  that’s not what I really wanted you to know. By the way,  I was also thinking “DNA is good,  very good,  we can as well conduct DNA on our Senate to know if they are for us”, to know how much they are cheating on us, or how truly faithful they are to our cause.  Oh yes I mean a Direct National Assessment,  we can subdue them to a DNA test at the middle of their tenure in each of their constituency,  we can pass such into law,  at least it will help us build more confidence in them! it will stop some bastard from desecrating the sacred red chambers. Accountability will be the major item for such test. Public conduct and many other traits a good representative should have must be assessed,  based on logistics,  oh no based on his campaign promises and resource usage/control,  if the constituency allowance he receives does not match the usage of such funds then we know such senator is a bastard!  we may accept or reject such representative, it is our right.

Micheal A Adeniyi @9jaclicktvist